been kinda boned right now cause of a bounty they got up but yous a defective right? [Maybe he'll learn to spell it right one of these days.] think you can help me figure out whats up with that?
[Beat uses so many new words that Heizou's never seen or heard before. He can piece their meanings together from the context, but... It does take him a second.]
A detective, yes. [He also takes that second to attempt to correct him.]
A bounty has been put up on you? Did something happen, or do you think you're being wrongfully accused?
[For a second, Heizou just. Stares and stares at the screen.
Because what in the world, seriously.]
I did see that posting, yes. Even now that I know it's you, it still doesn't make any sense. Are you sure you weren't doing anything particularly strange? Did you speak to anyone that might have felt uncomfortable with you?
nah yo! was wearing it for my girls birthday cause its from a show she likes talked to a coupla people while we was going around for dragons gale but i didnt do nothing funny we was just chilling
I couldn't say! Maybe it reminded them of something that terrifies them. They could also have recognized the costume itself and reacted badly to it. Or perhaps they're simply offended by anything they think of as abnormal. We won't know for sure without investigating further!
Ah, so it's possible our perpetrator (so to speak) saw your face. Do you have any enemies from home that may have wound up here and recognized you?
It's all right, Beat. It's part of what detectives do, after all! And admittedly your bounty is quite the odd mystery. One that just might be worth investigating. But just one more thing... Which faction here are you a part of?
Oh? But the bounty posted on you doesn't have an image of your face. No one should be able to come after you for it unless you're walking around in the costume.
You're not still walking around in the costume, are you?
But if those people had a problem with you as soon as they saw you in the suit, why would they wait for a bounty to be posted to assault you? They couldn't possibly have known if one would even get put up.
But do also keep in mind that around here the Corsairs and Paladins... They don't always get along for no reason other than being on opposing factions. The locals in particular. So be careful, okay?
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Date: 9 Mar 2025 06:25 (UTC)you got a sec
might need your help with something
[Someone remembered that they sorta kinda knew a detective.]
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Date: 9 Mar 2025 06:40 (UTC)Yes? What's going on?
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Date: 9 Mar 2025 07:13 (UTC)but yous a defective right? [Maybe he'll learn to spell it right one of these days.]
think you can help me figure out whats up with that?
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Date: 9 Mar 2025 18:47 (UTC)A detective, yes. [He also takes that second to attempt to correct him.]
A bounty has been put up on you? Did something happen, or do you think you're being wrongfully accused?
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Date: 10 Mar 2025 04:17 (UTC)aint got a clue why they put it up cause i was just minding my own business
[There's a short pause between messages as he mulls it over.]
i trust that you aint gonna rat me out aight
you seen the one about yellow featherman?
thats me
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Date: 10 Mar 2025 05:51 (UTC)Because what in the world, seriously.]
I did see that posting, yes. Even now that I know it's you, it still doesn't make any sense. Are you sure you weren't doing anything particularly strange? Did you speak to anyone that might have felt uncomfortable with you?
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Date: 10 Mar 2025 06:03 (UTC)was wearing it for my girls birthday cause its from a show she likes
talked to a coupla people while we was going around for dragons gale but i didnt do nothing funny
we was just chilling
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Date: 10 Mar 2025 18:45 (UTC)So you were wearing the helmet, yes? Did you ever remove it where someone could see you?
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Date: 10 Mar 2025 19:08 (UTC)had it off for a couple of things
aint like i can eat with the damn thing on
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Date: 10 Mar 2025 19:54 (UTC)Ah, so it's possible our perpetrator (so to speak) saw your face. Do you have any enemies from home that may have wound up here and recognized you?
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Date: 11 Mar 2025 07:12 (UTC)aint like i was messing with them or nothing
nah dont think so
if someone from where im from got here i aint seen them yet...
sorry for putting this on ya outta nowhere yo
[But he can't even think of someone who might go after him. Not after what he and the others did to save Shibuya.]
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Date: 11 Mar 2025 16:52 (UTC)It's all right, Beat. It's part of what detectives do, after all! And admittedly your bounty is quite the odd mystery. One that just might be worth investigating. But just one more thing... Which faction here are you a part of?
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Date: 11 Mar 2025 16:58 (UTC)gonna owe ya one
imma corsair
whats that gotta do with anything
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Date: 11 Mar 2025 20:09 (UTC)Ah. Then it's also entirely possible this is all just stems from some... bad blood with the paladins.
[And if that's true... WELL, THAT'S JUST BORING.]
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Date: 12 Mar 2025 19:18 (UTC)i aint done nothing to them yo
lesee what they gotta say if i give them a face fulla fist!
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Date: 12 Mar 2025 19:20 (UTC)Also, picking a fight outright won't exactly be helpful to your case.
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Date: 12 Mar 2025 19:22 (UTC)just sick and tired of all the running yo
im getting beat up out there for nothing!
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Date: 12 Mar 2025 19:25 (UTC)You're not still walking around in the costume, are you?
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Date: 13 Mar 2025 04:48 (UTC)naw yo the suits just sitting in my room
i aint walking around in it when i dont gotta
but theres still a coupla them coming after me
probably saw me with the helmet off
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Date: 13 Mar 2025 04:54 (UTC)no subject
Date: 13 Mar 2025 05:13 (UTC)cause damn thats a whole lotta cash yo
gotta respect the hustle
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Date: 13 Mar 2025 05:49 (UTC)Though now with that rising as a possibility, it seems entirely possible that our perpetrator behind the bounty simply wants to cause a ruckus.
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Date: 13 Mar 2025 15:07 (UTC)when all of this blows over imma teach that asshole a thing or two
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Date: 13 Mar 2025 18:46 (UTC)But do also keep in mind that around here the Corsairs and Paladins... They don't always get along for no reason other than being on opposing factions. The locals in particular. So be careful, okay?
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Date: 14 Mar 2025 19:51 (UTC)dont worry about me
no way they can keep up with me
[Famous last words.]
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