In Alhaitham's case, while he's aware of that logically, it also reinforced how much he already distrusted Lyney. To then find out Lyney obliquely attempted harm the only family Haitham has...
[Kaveh makes a sound like a mental shrug.]
To be clear, I've never blamed Lyney for the incident. But as I told Lyney, if you think Alhaitham is a rational man, you've really terribly misread him.
[He snorts softly.] I've never thought of Alhaitham as a rational man. If I ever did, it was before I got to meet him for myself.
[Another sigh, and the tapping stops.]
At any rate, I realize you're warning me because as Lyney's boyfriend, his ire extends to me as well. All I can really say to that is that I don't mind. He's already made that stance perfectly clear to me. So he can think whatever he wants of Lyney and I, but I will draw a line if he tries to do anything more than hiss and growl.
[Sorry Heizou but Kaveh kinda thinks Alhaitham could whip your ass. Arlecchino way scarier.]
And he likes you well enough, it's why he's cranky about your choice in partners. If he didn't, he wouldn't care who you called your husband in public.
[And thus the nature of Kaveh's schemes becomes clear.]
[Heizou would absolutely go to Arlecchino for the backup if he wanted it. He's considered a Friend of the House now, after all.
He lets out a sort of huff sound.]
Ah... Of course he told you what it means. Did he also tell you that he was acting like we were having sex in the middle of a public space just because I called Lyney that?
[Kaveh snorts.] And he's not wrong that phrase usually only turns up in the lewder novels he gets from Yae Publishing House. But you can do whatever you want.
Just try not to be too offended when he's grumbly at your actual wedding, okay?
That's saying more about his choices in reading than anything else.
[But then that thought drops because-- Wedding?! They're not even talking about anything like that yet! Heizou coughs awkwardly, doing his best to act like he isn't blushing.]
Th-That would still be quite a ways away... And I would assume he'd tear up the invitation on principal.
Now you and I both know she's not going to settle for substitutes when the big prize is on the horizon.
[Kaveh hums a little.]
You should probably talk to Lyney before she decides to find out what the hold up is from either of you, Lynette is a very clever and driven young woman.
[And if she starts to get impatient you will WISH it was still only Kaveh bullying you, Heizou.]
[He's blushing, though he does manage a little laugh.]
Lyney and I will talk about that sort of thing when we feel like we're ready for it, okay? Not all of us have over ten years of tension best resolved with marriage~
[There's a long pause, and then another one of those laughing sighs. Both resigned and incredulous as Heizou shakes his head.]
Man alive. When did you get so good at reading people? And we're not even standing face to face. Maybe you should come work with Sherlock and I at the agency.
[That's about as close as he'll get to outright admitting that Kaveh's nearly hit the nail on the head. Because it is scary. But it's also more than that, through no fault of Lyney's.]
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Date: 8 Sep 2025 23:18 (UTC)[Kaveh makes a sound like a mental shrug.]
To be clear, I've never blamed Lyney for the incident. But as I told Lyney, if you think Alhaitham is a rational man, you've really terribly misread him.
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Date: 8 Sep 2025 23:24 (UTC)[Another sigh, and the tapping stops.]
At any rate, I realize you're warning me because as Lyney's boyfriend, his ire extends to me as well. All I can really say to that is that I don't mind. He's already made that stance perfectly clear to me. So he can think whatever he wants of Lyney and I, but I will draw a line if he tries to do anything more than hiss and growl.
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Date: 8 Sep 2025 23:28 (UTC)[Sorry Heizou but Kaveh kinda thinks Alhaitham could whip your ass. Arlecchino way scarier.]
And he likes you well enough, it's why he's cranky about your choice in partners. If he didn't, he wouldn't care who you called your husband in public.
[And thus the nature of Kaveh's schemes becomes clear.]
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Date: 8 Sep 2025 23:44 (UTC)He lets out a sort of huff sound.]
Ah... Of course he told you what it means. Did he also tell you that he was acting like we were having sex in the middle of a public space just because I called Lyney that?
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Date: 8 Sep 2025 23:49 (UTC)[Kaveh snorts.] And he's not wrong that phrase usually only turns up in the lewder novels he gets from Yae Publishing House. But you can do whatever you want.
Just try not to be too offended when he's grumbly at your actual wedding, okay?
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Date: 8 Sep 2025 23:56 (UTC)[But then that thought drops because-- Wedding?! They're not even talking about anything like that yet! Heizou coughs awkwardly, doing his best to act like he isn't blushing.]
Th-That would still be quite a ways away... And I would assume he'd tear up the invitation on principal.
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Date: 8 Sep 2025 23:59 (UTC)[Kaveh chuckles a little.]
He'd probably throw it out, but as I'd be quite hurt if I wasn't invited, he'd end up coming along with me anyway.
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Date: 9 Sep 2025 01:43 (UTC)[There's so much fondness in his voice when he says that. He can't even pretend he isn't filled with affection every time he even thinks about Lyney.]
Oh, you would certainly be invited-- If we ever reach such a point, anyway.
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Date: 9 Sep 2025 01:46 (UTC)[Heizou. Who the fuck do you think you're fooling.]
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Date: 9 Sep 2025 01:50 (UTC)[You will not shake him on this, Kaveh. He's not admitting this to you before he says anything to Lyney.]
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Date: 9 Sep 2025 01:51 (UTC)[Get on that shit, Heizou.]
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Date: 9 Sep 2025 02:00 (UTC)[Kaveh hums a little.]
You should probably talk to Lyney before she decides to find out what the hold up is from either of you, Lynette is a very clever and driven young woman.
[And if she starts to get impatient you will WISH it was still only Kaveh bullying you, Heizou.]
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Date: 9 Sep 2025 02:43 (UTC)Lyney and I will talk about that sort of thing when we feel like we're ready for it, okay? Not all of us have over ten years of tension best resolved with marriage~
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Date: 9 Sep 2025 05:34 (UTC)[Kaveh shrugs a little.] It's fine if you don't yet, I can't say anything about it. But if I know you, you do know.
[His tone softens a little bit, with clear understanding.]
It's just a little frightening, to reach out for happiness you're not sure you deserve, isn't it?
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Date: 9 Sep 2025 18:30 (UTC)Man alive. When did you get so good at reading people? And we're not even standing face to face. Maybe you should come work with Sherlock and I at the agency.
[That's about as close as he'll get to outright admitting that Kaveh's nearly hit the nail on the head. Because it is scary. But it's also more than that, through no fault of Lyney's.]